He's secretly giving voice lessons to a young ingénue named Christine Daae, and like any creepy teacher, the Phantom is also attracted to her. Tim (vo): It follows the deformed Phantom, who lives in the sewers of the opera house. While it's not the best novel in the world, it was still interesting and told in a unique way for the time period, kind of a bio-graphic recap of falsified true events, you know, like in Old School: This is Spinal Tap. Like Mad Max: Fury Road and Hocus Pocus, the images and stills serve to replace movie clips in the review)īeth (vo): The Phantom of the Opera was a novel in 1909 by French author, Gaston Leroux. Images and stills of various forms of Phantom of the Opera media, which includes stills from the movie, are shown. The title "The Phantom of the Opera: Musical Review" is shown as evil laughter is heard. (He bangs his fist on the destroyed DVD, causing an explosion as the pieces come together to form a disc. Gentlemen! (Points to the right, but nobody's there) Oh, right, it's just me. Tim: Well, Webber already stole from Pucchini.īeth: Maybe we can find a way to review it despite all that.Ĭhart Guy 2: Well, then, perhaps we may frighten away the jokes of so many years ago with a little.recreation. NC: 60! It betrayed everything that was good about the musical!īeth: 70! It betrayed everything that was good about the book!Ĭhart Guy 2: Need I remind you that copyright around here has been tighter than this review series budget? Doing a copyrighted movie with copyrighted songs might not be the best idea. (NC looks at her weirdly) I just thought we were throwing out random insults.
NC: 20! It deserves a Nostalgia Critic review.īeth: 30! Shark Jumping would do it better.īeth: 50! Your face looks weird when you smile. (NC immediately shoots at Tim to stop him talking) Tim: Wasn't that supposed to be the grand adaptation of the epic Broadway musical?īeth: Yeah, brought to you by Joel Schumacher. (A destroyed DVD is shown) Some of you may recall the strange film of The Phantom of the Opera. We're going to put the color back in the Last Airbender movie.Ĭhart Guy 2: #333, a DVD in pieces. (Murky Dismal and Lurky are seen carrying a colorful cube as they leave)
NC: Oh, the color was the first thing to go. NC: Well, I'm glad you shelled out all that exposition.īeth: Yeah, but why are we all in black and white?
Malcolm bangs the gavel)īeth: Well, I'm sure glad Tim and I stopped by for the studio auction of. (We open with the Channel Awesome logo, then cut to a black and white auction going on, with Malcolm as Analyst 2, here called Chart Guys, as the gavel holder, and a crowd of people, among them NC and Beth and Tim from Shark Jumping, watching the auction.
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